Friday, February 10, 2012

Zombie Alphabet

Hello, Abnormals! Because we care about your education, we have decided that it's time for you to study something very important... of course, I'm talking about the Alphabet. But with your survival in mind, we have decided to focus on a much more practical type of alphabet... The Zombie Alphabet!

"A" is for Apocalypse, the end of days.
"B" is for Brain, it's all I can say.
"C" is for Corpse, a body destroyed.
"D" is for Death, who's now unemployed.
"E" is for Extinction, of the human race.
"F" is for Flesh, torn off your face.
"G" is for Grave, out of which I'll crawl.
"H" is for Hunger, for eating you all.
"I" is for Infection, the way that we spread.
"J" is for Jawbone, that fell off my head.
"K" is for Kid, with blank, eerie looks.
"L" is for Lovecraft, who wrote creepy books.
"M" is for Mutant, all big, gross and furious.
"N" is for Necronomicon, a tome oh-so mysterious.
"O" is for Outbreak, from a cow, rat or monkey.
"P" is for Parasite, that made them all funky.
"Q" is for Quarantine, that everybody trespasses.
"R" is for Romero, a man with big glasses.
"S" is for Shotgun, with an attached flashlight.
"T" is for Thriller, 'cause this is thriller night.
"U" is for Undead, but neither alive.
"V" is for Voodoo, with Caribbean jive.
"W" is for Wasteland, where life is always tough.
"X" is for Xenobiology, as if things weren't bad enough.
"Y" is for You, with a scream pitched so high.
'cause "Z" is for Zombie, and the end is nigh!

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